me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
this is ten percent asfdgf, twenty percent cry
fifteen percent help ive fallen im gonna die
five percent weeping, fifty percent done
and a hundred percent reason to fly into the sun
“This is the last twilight movie” Robert Pattinson whispers. He lifts his face towards the sky and raises his arms. He begins to float, over the buildings, through the clouds. He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and begins to spin through the stars. He is free.
Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”
- 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
- Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
- Well That Escalated Quickly
“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me.
Someone make a book cover please.
